Celebrity Secrets Magazine

With another hard days work behind Joe the Plumber, aka Joe Wurzelbacher, an average guy from Columbus, Ohio wants to buy the plumbing business where he has worked for the past 15 years.  Joe the Plumber settles down for the evening to watch the third and last presidential debate between Sen. Barack Obama and Sen. John McCain.  As the presidential debate is about to begin, many others who would perfectly fit the label of “Joe the Plumber” are also couched in front of the t.v. waiting patiently to hear the facts about their delayed “American Dream”.

Questions later Joe realizes Sen. John McCain and Sen. Barack Obama are talking to him and all the other Joe’s out there.  John McCain says he is going to help Joe realize his “American Dream” by keeping his taxes low, and Obama  says he is going to raise Joe’s taxes if his business brings in over $250,000. a year.  This he says will help all the other Joe’s who are still seeking to experience the “American Dream”.  Yet Obama says: “Joe I am also talking to you, if you are out there.”  What does he mean?  Whom does Obama think he is talking to in trying to sell the “American Dream”.  Joe is an independent and still undecided on whom will get his vote.  Suddenly Joe sees Sen. John McCain acting strange, he moves around in his seat, his eyes are popping, he is grinning and it almost seems like he is going to blow a fuse. 

 Joe’s attention is now focused on John McCain, because he wants to hear the facts on his acquiring the “American Dream”, but instead Sen. John McCain insisted on talking about Obama’s negative ad campaign, how he got his feelings hurt, Obama and Acorn, and past issues between Obama and Bill Ayers.  The debate comes to an end and Joe the Plumber is still confused, he is not sure whom to believe.  Sen. John McCain’s image did not look as good as he was beginning to sound, and Sen. Barack Obama forgot that we the American people are all “Joe the Plumber” looking for the economic facts.