We’ve got to hand it to Bravotv’s Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger, founder of the Millionaire’s Club in 2000, former director of Great Expectations, which is the largest and oldest dating service in the United States,and also a 3rd generation matchmaker, with her little black book of fine, fully screened single, bleach blonds, brunettes, botox faces, superficial, educated, fun-loving, serious-minded, deceitful, playboy cybergirl, escort companions, sex crazy, real and on the brink of spinsterhood women waiting and willing to woo and win the millionaire of their dreams, who will wine, dine and provide a comfortable lifestyle for them. And lets not forget finding, buying/selling and falling in love.
Patti Stanger is in the business of selling love to the all business-minded, wealthy entreprenuer, young, shy, playboy type, inexperienced, workaholic, over confident, boy toy, egotistical and mid-life crisis type of millionaire men, who suddenly realize that love is lacking in their lives and comes to Patti to purchase her bottled brand of “Patti Love”, which is neatly packaged and ready to be served, along with the clients idea of show and tell glamour with champagne in the sky. Patti who readily admitted she sucks in the love department, quickly assumes what her client should have and not what he is looking for based on his/her prior experiences, feelings, background and personality.
Love served on the rocks is not so difficult to create, because Patti will produce what she thinks her clients need and also what she feels from her past love experiences, will work to win over any desperate man seeking love. First cupid quickly goes to work on deleting the women’s confidence in the way they look, changes the women’s hair color, their style of dress, their do’s and don’ts on their first date, no age revealing, must be educated, and the women must remember that sex sells, so the hotter the look, the better the chances for “Patti Love” on the rocks to take an effect.
This ready made bottled brand of “Patti Love” must be monitored constantly by Patti Stanger, because the ingredients are personally manufactured by her. The Millionaire Matchmaker clients are lining up to purchase an expensive well known brand of modern love that for some reason does not work or last. It feels more like getting drunk and later suffering from an illusion induced hang-over, when we realize that this love match is just not going to work. So what exactly is the problem here? Is cupid becoming a materialistic, money grabbing and superficial self indulging little pest?
Well we really cannot pass the blame on to cupid for organizing doctored love matches ordered by Patti Stanger. She very well forgot to mention or bring to the love mixture, that unconditional first glimpse and thug on the heart, the feeling that leaves us completely blind and unprotected from being hurt, because we have allowed our hearts to open up and receive pure love which, leaves us with no desire to eat or sleep, just restless, with a will to give up and follow where ever it will take us, to equally be accepted by the woman/man who holds the power to touch our soul. This we know can only be individually experienced by connecting unconditionally with another human-being. This true love is powerful and priceless and can only be understood by others who also experienced it. So until Patti walks down that road, we are sorry guys you will just have to keep on drinking bottled “Patti Love” on the rocks.
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Anonymous // May 4, 2009 at 4:30 pm
Hi, interesting post. I have been pondering this issue,so thanks for sharing. I will definitely be coming back to your blog.
Melusine // April 25, 2009 at 4:51 am
I first read your analysis of that bleached blonde bimbo with the plastic mask face Lauri from the OC and thought “this is a person with a great deal of insight” and you’ve proved again with your analysis of Stanger’s attempts at matchmaking. She professes to have a 99% success rate, yet I haven’t seen it yet. Admittedly, I haven’t watched (or been able to suffer through) all epsodes, but what little I’ve been able to see is appallingly nauseating. Is she not, um, treading the fine line of Pimpdom? Even though she admonishes her clients to hold off on sex, you know that’s not happening.
An interesting article would be one that interviews the “couples” six months later to determine her true percentage.
As for any relationship advice I might offer would be to read “If the Buddha Date” by Charlotte Kasl and seek love on your own. I’m not Charlotte, btw, but a professional numerologist. The numbers can be helpful, but it is much better for people to examine their approach to relationships and grow from there. Which is why I recommend that book to pretty much everyone. I’d much rather set them on the path of healthy relationships than tell them who they “should” be with.